1. SOON

    SOON

    3 days ago

  2. I’m an artist at heart but I’m no good at painting

    3 weeks ago

  3. Sometimes at night I sit in my room with the curtains open and the lights off and let the darkness stream in

    3 weeks ago

  4. Pointless P-prefixed parable

    Pete’s post-prandial peregrinations proved perverted. Passing playgrounds, passing parks, private parts protruding, people panicked. People picketed Pete’s place, producing printed posters proclaiming “Punish Paedo Pete!”. People’s protests proved popular, proved powerful. People posited Pete possessed P.I.E. pals (previously popular pro-paedophile party). People presumed Pete’s pederasatic pals praised Pete, proclaiming “Pete’s perfect! Promote Pete’s perving!”.

    Pause. Ponder Pete’s precise practice: prancing, post-pudding, past places people’s precious poppets populated. Potty? Possibly. Predatory? Pfft! Postulating Pete’s protruding penis predicates Pete’s particular penalty. Pete plodded placidly post particularly packed picnics (prodigious portions; plates presenting pasta, peeled potatoes, pickles, pork). Pete’s packed picnics produced particularly podgy paunches. Pete’s post-picnic paunches pressure pants. Pete’s pants perish. Perished pants produce protruding penises! Pete’s paunch prevents perception! Poor Pete! Pete plodded past parks, past playgrounds pleasantly, proper penis placement precluded. People’s protests possessed precious proof! Pete’s practices? Positively pristine.

    3 weeks ago

  5. "The 80s" is not a genre of music

    3 weeks ago

  6. Give away your favourite things

    3 weeks ago

  7. My epitaph will read: “Quite bright”.

    1 month ago

  8. There’ll always be something.

    1 month ago

  9. A Guide for Children and Students: The easiest way to empathise with an adult who seems frustratingly unfun is just to assume that they’re constantly really tired. They probably are.

    1 month ago

  10. Marxists spend most of their time talking about why other Marxists aren’t good Marxists

    2 months ago